@JulianLeeComedy: I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language.
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@Piecezilla: My apartment is so dirty that I actually lost my last girlfriend to the 5 second rule.
@3sunzzz: Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER.
@jimmy_sharpe: Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together.