@JulianLeeComedy: I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language.
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@TwinSurvivalist: If you made her sweat, sweat till she can't sweat no more, perhaps you should have taken a water break. Dehydration is dangerous.
@pplwtching: Rhythmic banging against the wall, his hands grasping the sheets. Unable to get what he needs, he gets out of bed to turn off the Roomba.
@JamesonN7: Lawyers out there, if I see any of my Tweets being used on Comedy Central can I sue..... Oh you don't think that will ever be an issue, okay
@JMFnSparks: Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders