@kathybotteas: I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate.
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@Goldishocks: Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom.
@SarcasticAlly12: When a kid wants to snuggle it means you're about to get warmth in your heart and an elbow to every single one of your other organs.
@missekay: People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.