@theshantilly: I got myself into this mess, and I can get myself further into this mess.
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@KalvinMacleod: A fun way to make things uncomfortable at work is to buy a box of donuts for everyone but keep them on your lap.
@Born2bVild: The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms.
@iamspacegirl: If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt
@goldengateblond: Lady at the door asked if I'd found Jesus and I was all HOW IS HE MISSING, IT WAS YOUR DAY TO WATCH HIM. I don't think she'll be back.