@chopper4jk: I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did.
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@dumbbeezie: I dropped food on the floor and my dog got excited but it was just tomato. I catfished my dog
@ddsmidt: Caught the neighbor kid teasing my dog, so his mom told me to yell at him any time I like. I had a bad day, I'm gonna go see if he's home.
@CornOnTheGoblin: "You promise you didn't get me bees again" [me from a distance] just open it
@RidiculousSheri: "Shelley's coming over." "Shelley from work or Shelley who was raised by gorillas?" *gets hit in the face with poop*