@chopper4jk: I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did.
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@Manda_like_wine: My cat just started kneading my back in bed and I said "not now" so wish us luck we're officially married.
@EJGomez: *slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR
@AndyAsAdjective: Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad
@Shut_up_Marissa: In sign language, the story of my life can be told through a series of facepalms.