@chopper4jk: I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did.
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@Backthat_sid: Co-worker - Diet coke causes cancer. Me - My grandfather died at 102. CW- He used to drink diet coke? Me - No, he minded his own business.
@KalvinMacleod: GOD: I call this Tupperware SATAN: remember when I let u crash at my place and u said u owed me one G: yes S: make the lid a little smaller
@randomnloveit: If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.