@dance_blessed: I got this "breathe" tattoo because I don't have a central nervous system and it's a helpful reminder.
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@CM2BTTHD: Co-worker had a meltdown over someone having a b-day cake. Said since she has no willpower, stop bringing cake in. Tonight, baking cookies.
@BeardedRambles: Waiter: Ready to order? Me: Yes, what goes well with an overbearing sis-in-law with delusions of grandeur? W: ... M: ... W: ... M: Whiskey.
@savvystrider: Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
@desusnice: someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really