@FilthyRichmond: I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent.
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@mybigblondelife: If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape.
@OctopusCavemann: I was teaching my son about animals and went to Google “Buffalo” pictures but it auto filled “Buff men shirtless” so we learned about clearing your search history instead.
@squirrel74wkgn: Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?