@5exyunchained: I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn't 6 hours long.
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@Adar79Angie: I'd make a horrible movie murder victim.When I hear strange noises in the night I roll over and figure, eh, they'll work themselves out.
@PhuckinCody: [i go to the aquarium wearing my cowboy boots and hat] "can we get extra security at the seahorse exhibit? yeah, he's here again."
@macchiatonumb: Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots Me: No No... that's just the way my feet look