@davidkenny100: I grew up just a stone's throw away from where that whole family died of mysterious head injuries
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@vikkaroni: You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.
@JohnLyonTweets: Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is if you really want someone to dance with you, you probably shouldn't tell them to shut up.