@duhh3322: I grew up living paycheck to paycheck , but through hard work and perseverance i now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
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@GoldenSpirals: Why do they call it a "shit-eating grin"? I don't think I'd be smiling if I was eating shit.
@Brentweets: Pizza Hut is going gluten free so while you are dying from a heart attack you can atleast not have gas problems
@TheThomason: Before handing your wallet and wife's necklace over to that angry gunman, pause to consider how sweet it would be if your son became Batman.
@ShoutingGoddess: If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners.