@StellaGMaddox: I grounded my kid from electronics for a week and now he won't stop talking to me and I think I've made a horrible mistake.
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@primawesome: Attack today with a positive attitude. Absolutely destroy it with good vibes. Murder its family with hope.
@yazminda12: Me: *levitating, a jumble of furniture swirls chaotically around me* Him: so, you still mad?
@jergarl: [at Timmy's funeral] Lassie's thought bubble: Frankly, I can't even believe he lasted this long I'm so tired
@KalvinMacleod: ME: my greatest strength is giving people clever nicknames. QUESTION ASKER MAN: and how is this a skill that will help you here?