@4Anno: I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
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@pizzasauceboss: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE.
@nolifecoach: If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
@Brampersandon_: [stand-up comic bombing] Comic: I guess I can tell you my joke about ghosts Audience: BOOOOOO! Comic: Oh ok you've heard that one before.
@GashleyMadison: A laugh track, but for every time my boss says "I need this done today."
@DamonHunzeker: Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater.
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