@4Anno: I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
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@DaddyJew: Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again. Sweet.
@Reverend_Scott: We need a ride home. "I called a Gruber" Don't you mean an Uber? [villain from 1988 Die Hard arrives in black Prius]
@TSDD24: HER: Let's do some role playing ME: Okay, be ur sister HER: I was thinking a sexy profession.. ME: Oh okay. What's ur sister do for work?
@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.