@SaltyCorpse: My son got a Country Boy sticker for his truck. I wrote "but I live on a golf course and I'm afraid of cows" under it bc I don't like lies.

@causticbob: The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

@gojarbe: "and this lake shall be called Superior" all the other Great Lakes: "k wow we're like right here"

@UncleDuke1969: Someone is yelling! The voice is familiar... How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman? Or, Laurie? Hefner or Grant? - Horton Hears a Hugh

@Ygrene: Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*