@AnExocticBeach: I guess if Porky Pig wants to flash someone, he just takes off his bowtie?
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@Gooooats: Meghan Markle is going to be bummed when she finds out that her royal duties include getting up at 3:00 every morning to wind up Big Ben.
@thatUPSdude: You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone.
@GriffLightning: OH MY GOD EDDIE MURPHY IS GOING TO DO STAND UP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT oh never mind they're going to commercial. #SNL40
@CubanaMama82: The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.