@69underachiever: I guess I'm getting old. Now when I hear "Pour Some Sugar On Me" I think of 2 things. Who's cleaning it up and I hope we don't get ants.
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@Kyle_Lippert: A female contestant is on Wheel of Fortune. "Give me a D" she says. "She wants the D" Pat Sajak says & then high fives the camera man.
@curlycomedy: If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it.
@1Happytwit: My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.