@blasphe_me: I guess it's not socially acceptable to put my hand in the shape of a gun into my mouth in the middle of a conversation.
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@GrantTanaka: when the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own pair & put them on too
@TragicAllyHere: *I accidentally fall onto my computer and it logs me into Facebook* crap *I try to get up but fall again and it causes me to type in my ex's name* dangit *I fall yet again and comment "your baby looks cross-eyed" on his album* oh shoot
@pharmasean: I grew up in a very sheltered household. Our house had 17 roofs. We had alcoves upon alcoves. I wore a tarp wherever I went.
@causticbob: My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, "Who else would I cheat on?"