@meganamram: I guess my least favorite author is probably Hitler
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@DagFizz: My finances would be a lot better if ATMs would ask me what I need the money for and then look at me disapprovingly before giving me half.
@Ivsy01: Ed Sheeran: Darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70... What girls hear: You're gonna dump me at 71.
@SortaBad: *looks at selfie* "Hmmm I need more flattering lighting" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* "ahhh much better"
@loneblockbuster: Get pissed all you want but if we brought a screaming baby into your workplace you would ask us to leave it outside too.