@meganamram: I guess my least favorite author is probably Hitler
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@kentgrossarth: Me: Nice flowers. Co-worker: They're from my boyfriend. Now I'm going to spend all weekend w/my legs in the air. Me: Don't you have a vase?
@trevso_electric: The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza.