@QwertyJones3: I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something.
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@rolldiggity: 1. Hide babies all over house. 2. If a kid asks, "Where do babies come from?" laugh, "Where DON'T they come from!" and open every cabinet.
@jackiembouvier: [Me and coworker going for the last piece of cake] You'd better ask yourself if you can type with one hand, Nancy from Accounting.
@ilovepie84: Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened.