@QwertyJones3: I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something.
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@3sunzzz: I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable.
@samalmightysam: You're born, you grow up, you start listening to a Pink Floyd song, you get married, have kids, you die, the song hasn't finished.
@SadPeruna: If by 'the Hamptons' you mean 'my pajamas', then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons.
@JimmerThatisAll: The most important thing I teach my guitar students is never sing Brown Eyed Girl to a green eyed woman.