@emmyblotnick: I guess "Victoria's Secret Angel" does sound better than "flightless pantybird"
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@Kyle_Lippert: "I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me" Michelangelo thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel "that would be hella rad"
@dumbbeezie: I just saw a woman outside sitting alone on a bench and staring at nothing and it made me so sad. I wonder what happened to her phone?
@Lisa_Laughs_: I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed.
@Underchilde: Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you’re not at your desk.