@emmyblotnick: I guess "Victoria's Secret Angel" does sound better than "flightless pantybird"
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@Book_Krazy: My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized
@TheGladStork: I love how Simba acts upset when Mufasa dies as if he didn't just do a choreographed musical number called "I Just Can't Wait To Be King".