@emmyblotnick: I guess "Victoria's Secret Angel" does sound better than "flightless pantybird"
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@joejwest: MARATHON RUNNER: [breaks through ribbon at finish line] GUY WHO LOVES MARATHONS: Hooray GUY WHO LOVES RIBBONS: What the shit
@nedroid: here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome
@PoorEvelyn: Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate.