@emmyblotnick: I guess "Victoria's Secret Angel" does sound better than "flightless pantybird"
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@AmishPornStar1: Maybe I misheard him... But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat.
@noogscorner: Splinter: Leo. Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo. Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo. Leo: I thought I was Raphael. - Why they wear masks
@ericsshadow: As a kid I thought a lot about growing up, getting a job and having kids, but not this job and certainly not these kids.
@Vice_Queen: My ex is such a loser that if there was a competition for the world's biggest loser, he'd still only win 2nd place.