@pauleggleston: I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!
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@bridger_w: If you're burglarizing a home and the owner walks in, defuse the situation by saying, "I seriously love your place"
@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?