@Carmel_Coleman: I had a dream I was going to the zoo to throw poop at the monkeys. No, not my own poop, thats just gross. Poop I found on the way to zoo.
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@UghNotAgain: Husbands. Can't live with 'em but have to take out the garbage and pay for everything without them.
@Shock_Monster: I'm no scientist, but harnessing the power of teen girls talking would probably solve all the world's energy woes.
@QueefTornado: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
@Michael_Erhart: "Now?" "Not yet." "Now?" "Not quite." *Car approaches* "Now?" "Now." -Deer crossing the road