@causticbob: I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it.
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@OctopusCavemann: I’ll bet Waldo owed some people money. You don’t get that good at hiding for no reason.
@AnnaKendrick47: "I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder." - inventor of the sauna
@KimmyMonte: Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold