@causticbob: I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it.
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@heatherlou_: Got 3 boxes of tampons, Midol & Ibuprofen at the store. Checker was so scared he paid for my shit & carried it out for me.
@SpacePlankton: *watches movie* *sees a scene with full frontal male nudity* *pauses for three months*
@IncrediblyRich: Mufasa means King. So their parents literally named their sons King and Garbage. No wonder Scar wanted everyone dead.
@Nikkeya08: We're just two people shitting in side by side stalls waiting for the other person to go out so we don't have to show our face