@LOsepyan: I had a one night stand yesterday..but then today I decided to return it to ikea
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@Keys_ToMe: I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, "um, these aren't mine."
@heykarlin: Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say "yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."
@hot_coughy: When a woman says "I can't even tell you how upset I am right now" just wait 3 seconds.
@calluptome: Good for you when one door closes & another door opens. For the rest of us that usually means we're in jail.