@Try2StopME: I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people.
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@certifiable_end: My imagination ran away with me, but we're both out of shape and didn't get very far.
@goulden_eye: Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide.
@10InchesPlus: On the bright side, every moment Bieber spends Tweeting is a moment he isn't spending recording or performing music.
@TheAlexP: [Riding carousel] Her: um, we should move on Me: *drunkenly trying to feed horse sugar packets* hold on, he just needs to get used to me.