@Try2StopME: I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people.
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@Nickadoo: Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter.
@Christi_Q: Dating is hard because guys are like "You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?" and girls are like "It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"
@ThePocketJustin: The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now.
@Burger_Time_: [as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first