@BritXNic: I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak.
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@mattytalks: Actually Jennifer, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend
@SortaBad: Age 15: I wanna live in a mansion Age 25: Ok a big house, in a nice neighborhood Age 35: *googles 'Best Months to Live Outside'*
@bingowings14: My hangover has been going on for so long that I'm beginning to wonder if Peter Jackson directed it.
@MomOnFire: Whenever I feel sorry for myself, I take my children to the grocery store. And then there's like 40 people feeling sorry for me.