@putyoursisterd1: I had my house renamed "Moderation" and now I can pretty much do whatever I want in here.
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@ThaJawn: My dog just ate the last piece of pizza but of course when we were ordering and I asked who wanted some, she didn't say shit
@MollyRingwraith: If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'
@Sir_Strange: - Your Honor, I'd like to plead insanity. - On what grounds?! - I'm married. - I'll allow it.
@SortaBad: We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the ¯_(ツ)_/¯ emoji