@putyoursisterd1: I had my house renamed "Moderation" and now I can pretty much do whatever I want in here.
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@Karissajem: Me: I have a memory like an elephant. Him: Elephants get drunk all the time and forget everything too? Me: Yes.
@david8hughes: [driving home in silence] Wife: ok, I’m sorry Me: too late Wife: you do quite a lot of them though Me: no, apparently I “overuse” them Wife: ... Me: there’s no such thing as overusing roundhouse kicks, Linda, especially at parties Wife: funeral