@putyoursisterd1: I had my house renamed "Moderation" and now I can pretty much do whatever I want in here.
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@EyeSeeYou619: "Screw it, I'm a mermaid now" ~ me, after accidentally putting both legs in the same side of my goddamn sweatpants
@simoncholland: You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this preschool.
@carlyken: "It's raining men. Hallelujah." -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians
@Carmel_Coleman: You're more likely to find something when you're not looking for it. Right now, I'm not looking for a bunch of cash. I hope this shit works.