@jeffreyvanclea1: I had no idea she was allergic to rat poison your honor
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@SortaBad: I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth
@shariv67: Whenever someone says smart phones are turning people into zombies, look up from your phone just long enough to bite them.
@DaddyJew: 8: teach me karate [flashback to us nearly burning the house down trying to bake a cake together] Me: first things first, we need a sword
@Mr57percent: The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool.