@cynicanoldicus: I had pamphlets printed up for when someone asks what's wrong with me.
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@underchilde: If I tell you I'm "breaking out the fine china," I just mean the expensive paper plates.
@trentistweeting: [2 paintings talking] "hey man, guess what im doing this weekend?" please dont say it "JUST HANGING!" i wanna move to a different gallery
@Eightinchgoat: Fun trick: Handcuff her and tell her you're taking her to 50 Shades of Grey. That way she can't escape when you go to The SpongeBob Movie.