@cynicanoldicus: I had pamphlets printed up for when someone asks what's wrong with me.
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@LostInAisle3: It never fails: whenever I'm at a crime scene, analyzing blood splatter and bullet trajectories, someone always assumes I'm a CSI.
@NintenDom: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.
@KeetPotato: me: [pretends to throw ball for my GF's dog and laughs] GF: "you'll regret that one day" me: "why?" GF: "my dog holds grudges" me: "don't be stupid" [one year later] priest: "does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?" from the back: "WOOF"