@SufficientCharm: I had sex and all I got were these kids.
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@mstluvstrinkets: "Ok, so you love kids and a clean house? Really, you don't drink but you like to drive?" Me, interviewing the perfect sister wife
@therepoguy: If your wife says "take out the trash" do not reply with "you cooked it you take it out."
@cjwerleman: Vanilla Ice arrested for grand theft. Cops say, "He jumped in the car, slammed on the gas bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed."