@Kim_pulsive: I had sex twice in 24hours and I'm so glad that I have 4000 people to brag about it to
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@iGreenMonk: There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars
@rmfnord: "Whoa! Hey there, buddy, leave me out of it. This has got nothing to do with me." - The Horse You Rode In On
@iSamJack: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.