@bea_ker: I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier.
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@Mimiification: When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.
@djdarrellripley: Ugh! You. Are. A. Terrible. Kisser. If your looking for my tonsils, I had them taken out when I was 8...
@rolldiggity: Why crush your kid's imagination by telling them the Tooth Fairy "doesn't exist" when you can just have her leave a suicide note?