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@bea_ker: I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier.
@Thee1_4U: How to win an argument with a woman:
1. Too late, you're already wrong.
@YES_IM_RUDE: FUN FACT:
Scientists have proven, there IS in fact life outside the United States.
@KingRainhead: Girl: I want bangs
Me: I want a stylist to get my hair as close to antlers as possible. Make me look like a young prince of the wooded glen
@iNusku: I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet.
@notalogin: If you see a kid who's physically unusual somehow, be sure to mention it to the parents. Odds are, they've never noticed and will thank you.