@dumbbeezie: I hang crystals in my window as a warning to other crystals
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@WGladstone: Should have guessed that Brad and Angelina weren't in it for the long haul when neither of them let themselves go.
@flashember: [documentary on bees] "the reason why we're filming the bees twenty miles away using the world's longest super zoom camera is because of the bees"
@carlyken: "Mom, what does married mean?" Taking naps together "Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?" No, that means he's getting divorced