@pattonoswalt: I hate all the "creepy clown" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player.
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@_Prozach74: Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed.
@SCbchbum: i don’t feel like cooking, but i’m too exhausted to say thank you 53 times at a restaurant.
@lilgapeach30: It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten.