@pattonoswalt: I hate all the "creepy clown" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player.
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@NicestHippo: Thinking is hard, that's why I appreciate websites telling me in advance how I will feel about the article
@AndrewNadeau0: SCHRÖDINGER: *Kneels down* Hey buddy, so… I have some news about your cat. SON: Is it good news or bad news? SCHRÖDINGER: Yes.
@TheDairylandDon: Worst part of being an idiot is always forgetting it. If I was a smart person, I'd remember I was an idiot from the start and plan around it