@MyRedHairIsReal: I hate being bipolar it's awesome
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@Ophelia_808: [stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!
@aidanjsears: INTERVIEWER: so what makes you qualified to work at comcast ME: *shows up four hours later* INTERVIEWER: you're hired
@RidiculousSheri: Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15