@SkinnerSteven: "I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
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@GensPlace: I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before I realised it was their opening hours.
@Tmoney68: This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it.
@themorris23: *Hulk smashes thru courtroom wall* SOMEONE ASK FOR INCREDIBLE WITNESS?! Judge- no, CREDIBLE! Hulk- shit HULK VERRY SORRY BOUT YOUR WALL
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying "at least I didn't kill anybody" to like every person he sees today.