@WheelTod: I hate being woken up so if you find me sleeping, let me rest. If you can't follow that simple rule, next time just hire another pilot.
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@duplicitron: Someone left a really nice couch out on the street so I went home and got a lamp and TV and this is where I live now.
@tuckerflodman: Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]