@WheelTod: I hate being woken up so if you find me sleeping, let me rest. If you can't follow that simple rule, next time just hire another pilot.
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@nicfit75: Fact: Children can hear at a higher frequency than adults. How no one has developed an effective child-repellant yet is beyond me.
@NoticablyBacon: December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it
@BobTheSuit: 911: Your emergency? -Karen asked me a question. 911: Not an emergency. -She asked if I could be more pacific. 911: Cars are on their way.
@UniqueDude2: my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met