@TheSkyIScrape_: I hate birds as much as the next guy, but not enough to hold one prisoner in a cage at my home
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@TheMichaelRock: Batman would probably be a better crime-fighter if he wasn't making movies all the time.
@megsaystweet: My Uber driver was telling me "stop apply lipstick!" and "start lipstick, Miss!" because of holes in the road... not all heroes wear capes