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@13spencer: "I hate confrontation"
"No, you don't"
@stevevsninjas: Aragorn: If I can protect you, I will. You have my sword
Legolas: And you have my bow
Gimli: and my axe
Steve: and my 439 Twitter followers
@onelongbender: Dave is coming over.
"Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?"
[loud thud on the roof]
BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE
@UghNotAgain: Forced to use Axe Shampoo & Conditioner this morning and now my hair is high fiving people and calling them Braaaah.
@robynpalmer1: Got to THE GATES and St. Peter said, "Go home you're drunk!" Just another time alcohol saved my life.
@Home_Halfway: I want to make medical bracelets that say "In case of emergency, delete browser history"