@someofmybest: "I hate fake girls." *a nearby girl's coat busts open and four dogs tumble out*
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@AndyAsAdjective: captain: a lot of rumors floating around saying I sunk the ship sailor: [clinging to a piece of the hull] please stop calling us rumors sir
@_MustBeArkaydia: Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: When driving: *shakes fist at pedestrians* When walking: *shakes fist at motorists* When running: *shakes fist at the murderer chasing me*