@LadyofCinema: I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
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@AaronNevins: You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.
@tvandjam: Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes
@patrickoriley: It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments.
@skickwriter: Six words that strike fear in the hearts of parents everywhere: You've been volunteered as a chaperone