@iAmDelFreaky: I hate grocery shopping. That's why I just steal a full cart when somebody turns away. I never know what I'm getting, but it sure is faster.
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@CherBear162: An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!
@elizabeth_fels: PUTIN: If your American lover is in this room I'll kill him ELENA: He's not! PUTIN: (softly) u...s... [bursting from closet] A! USA! USA!
@DanMentos: who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area