@DominicStraw: I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
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@longwall26: I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.
@moooooog35: I put JIF Peanut butter in the mousetraps and although I didn't catch any mice I did manage to snag 3 choosy mothers.
@spikeWilton67: Me: I want to kiss you everywhere! Her: You mean New York, Paris & London? Me: Um, ya that's what I meant.