@DominicStraw: I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Home_Halfway: The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it. *a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*
@AKATriple: So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it...
@shadygeekdad: My father in law is one of those "deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong" kind of women.