@Storminika: I hate it when guys use pickup lines like, 'Hey, what's your friend's name?' on me. Worst pickup line ever.
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@MouthOfSass: Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper.
@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
@Marcmywords2: "Its odd how the Church just lets pedophile's grant forgiveness" Anyway...thats why I'm not allowed in Confession anymore.