@MrSpoonicorn: i hate it when i eat a slice of bread and it grows into a bread tree in my stomach
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@edgarrants: Telling my wife I'm taking her someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready.
@Token_Geezer: The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems
@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.