@aimlessamers: I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor.
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@EndhooS: Me: I wish u'd bring back my 1st pet Genie: No blood magic Me: I wish politicians had to tell the truth Genie: [sigh] what was ur pets name?