@aimlessamers: I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@truegritrumble: COP: Know why I pulled you over? ME: *sliding off of elephant* Zoo wants its elephant back? COP: *nodding* The zoo wants its elephant back.
@LackOfShame: While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast.