@Underchilde: I hate it when I have lots of visitors but only enough chloroform for one and have to use it on myself.
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@LifeUnPinterest: Spoiler alert: The people who can't believe your kid is in Kindergarten already won't be able to believe they're in any grade, any year ever
@KandyKoehn: me:[opens mouth, a bunch of nickels fall out] date: me:to answer ur question i was "being quiet" so the nickels wouldnt fall out of my mouth
@BuckyIsotope: I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks. *looks up and sees motivational poster on wall* Well this changes everything
@Breadery: Social Life Status: My friends are balloons with faces drawn on them. Stuart. My best friend. Popped two days ago.