@Mr_Bum_to_You: I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes.
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@MensHumor: You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
@Schmoodles: I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo.
@capnmcfword: If you can tell from my eye contact at the grocery store that I'm inviting you to race shopping carts, you're my kinda people.