@Rollinintheseat: I hate it when I sit down on a warm public toilet seat and I have to set myself on fire.
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@KalvinMacleod: If there's one thing children have taught me it's how to count down from 5 while pretending there's a huge consequence if I ever reach zero.
@Jandalize: I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker.
@DannyZuker: Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section.