@sarcasticmommy4: I hate it when I'm on twitter & there isn't a car behind me to honk when the light is green.
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@zoeklar: my friend told me on first dates i should just "be myself" and "be confident" and i was like "ok but which one?"
@Mr_Kapowski: My favorite thing about being a parent is lying to my kid Me: The doctor cuts off our tails when we're born 8 y/o daughter: Wife: ZACK!
@DareDarilyn: Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life.
@WilliamAder: Macaroni Grill closed four locations here. I suspect the tendency of macaroni to fall through the grill had a lot to do with it.