@WakeVII: I hate it when I'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.
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@AndrewChamings: ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said "It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup.
@BuiltToTopple: "Baby I was wrapping presents for a charity" is both the best and the very very very worst excuse for coming home late covered in glitter.