@WakeVII: I hate it when I'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.
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@SadPeruna: Sorry about your lost dog. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it.
@TheAlexP: Rapunzel is my favorite story about a girl who would do anything to have her hair pulled.
@audipenny: [god, creating chickens] Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don't care
@Bob_Janke: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators