@jlock17: I hate it when my sock puppets fight. I don't have a free hand to break them up.
@BeCoco77: Therapist: *pulls up in a brand new Mercedes*
Me: You're welcome
@OhNoSheTwitnt: The only time a man has ever asked me "do you have a sister?" was just to make sure he avoided dating her too.
@capnmcfword: If you can tell from my eye contact at the grocery store that I'm inviting you to race shopping carts, you're my kinda people.
@MrT1M: Top 3 invisible things:
@BobTheSuit: I have a picture of Leonard Nimoy holding a kitten.
I call it Spock and Aww.
Thank you. Goodnight, everybody.