@LaniBeno: I hate it when people don't behave the way I thought they would when I rehearsed the conversation in my head.
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@Storminika: Me: 'Why are you going through my phone?' BF: 'Do you have something to hide?' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'
@Ygrene: *Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*
@okay_andi: Make sure to make eye contact with the hottest person in the room as you stuff a burrito into your mouth